Best jokes

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?

There's twenty of them!

I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.

How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.

He said, "Best surprise ever!"

What's the best part of having sex with a baby?

Deep throat and anal at the same time.

When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

Where do you find the best comedians?

In the funny farm!

How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?

Why do rappers make great fishermen?

They always have the best HOOKS.

Why do asses make the best detectives?

They always crack the case!

Why do butts always win at poker?

They always hold the best PAIRS!

What is the best part of being an orphan?

Every bag of chips is family sized.

I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?

A. There's 20 of them!

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.

What’s the best part of stage four cancer?

A: There’s no stage five.

Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.

Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.

Orphan: I don’t have parents.

What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?

Cauliflower.

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