Best jokes
Like if your best friend is emo.
Poor Bubba got burnt up so bad in a house fire that the coroner needed someone to identify the body. So Bubba's two best friends (the three were inseparable) agreed. The first friend said, "Hard to tell, can you turn him over?" The coroner looked perplexed but did so. "Nope, that's not Bubba." The second friend said, "He's burnt up pretty bad, can you roll him over again?" The coroner didn't understand but rolled him over anyway. "Nope, that's not him." Pretty confused, the coroner asked, "How can you tell it's not him by rolling him over?" "Well, you see, Bubba had two assholes." "Impossible," the coroner replied. The friends said, "I don't know, but every time we went to town, everyone would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
Best way to do it.
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.
1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.
2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?
4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!
5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.