Best jokes

Best chick ever.

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I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.

What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!

When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.

I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.

Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.

There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.

What is the best time to eat dinner?

When you're hungry.

What's the best part about beating up an orphan?

They can't tell their parents.

Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?

A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.

I had the best butterfingers yesterday.

I dropped it.

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

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