Best jokes
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
Germany is the best!
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
School is the best!
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.