Best jokes

School is the best!

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

What's the best card in Clash Royale?

The Credit Card.

What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?

The second hour is free.

If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.

Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."

I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.

What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.

What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!

When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?

Both: FUCK YEAH!

My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.

Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!

What's the best competition to do with an orphan?

Which orphan had their parent for the longest?

Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.

For I have everyone's IP address.