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My crushes best friend came up to me and called me my crushes dog đ so then I say wow your an ass for calling me a bich he then looks at me wide eyed and I just walk away.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote", one of my best friends would still be alive
whats the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them Option 2: walk away Option 3: kill eachother. Me: why can't i just kms and leave them the pain?
My best friend is an orphan and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
Whatâs the best Marvel villain song EVER?........ It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky too. *laughs manically*
Me Friends-Evan-Did you do some dumb Sh_t-Me-Hell yeah-Evan-Did you get us both in trouble-Me Hell yeah-Evan-Will i still help you cause you are my best friend?-Both-F_CK YEAH
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website. Comment if so.
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
:because their train at the best school
What's the best part about beating up an orphan? They can't tell their parents
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Whats the diffirence between 20 and 14? 9 to 10 years
Q:Whatâs the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A:one doesnât scream when u try to chop it up.
I've had the best butterfingers, yesterday. - I dropped it.
Se this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I be the first person to say drinks are on me
Zis iz za best joke in za west:exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama
Health and safety tips: looking at your hairline is hazardous, for your best interest please look away.
Okay what do you call that purple thing your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend so for some weird reason? Dad better look out from Bob battery operated boyfriend hahaha
LEGO Ninjago - I like it okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him (he uses hair gel as Cole has said a couple times I think, bc his hair looks like fire đ„)
