Best jokes

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.

What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!

When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.

I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

What's the best part about beating up an orphan?

They can't tell their parents.

Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?

A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.

I had the best butterfingers yesterday.

I dropped it.

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!

Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!

Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?

Both: FUCK YEAH!

Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?

Because they train at the best school.

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.

The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.