I saw a trophy in my sister room. So I said congratulations for your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I ask why. My sister said I won because I give the best best jobs.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby? Deep throat and anal at the same time.
I have a short TRUE story of how i found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend. when my brother was 12-13 years, he fucked his best friend and i saw it. i was like 4-5 years UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. all i heard was "ahh" and "mmm". the only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". i was so traumatized that i told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "he's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT.. NO YOU DUMBASS. he was playing the game "SEX". more like "GAY SEX". I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that i heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend! i actually got so curious, i opened the door and saw then doing "69". i was blank white after i saw it. i will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it. (just a btw i still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..) (he ain't no virgin not more i guess lmfao.)
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When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS
Best friend makes joke about 911 Me my pop was a part of that Best friend so sorry Me my pop was the pilot of he flew through 89 floors
Q. Whats the best part about 28 year olds? A. Theres 20 of them!
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: there’s no stage five
Playing hide n seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day
my dad did in the attacks he was the best pilot for pakistan
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized
I asked my nan if she wouldnt mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping, she replied why the fuck would i want to sit in a bucket, so eventually she did and i took the best shit i have ever had
Best friend :let’s get tattoos of our parents .orphan: I don’t have parents
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡 was the best game I’ve
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick
where do you find the best comedians? in the funny farm!
daughter:dad why did mom do best? dad:nothing except pretend to love us and leave daughter:so she only loves my sister? dad:yep
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist? Cauliflower.
How was Stephen hawking best mates Siri and google
whats the best part of the vegetable the wheelchair
