Best jokes
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
School is the best!
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Germany is the best!
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)