About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him bitches always come and go. He’ll looked to me kinda mad kinda confused and said that’s my mom dude
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine ro do this.
But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Nuns worst holiday? Norfolk. Nuns best holiday?Bangkok.
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I got a ps5 for my nine year old sister. At the time I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore
Are you for head and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
Germany is The best🥳🥳
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I thought i had the best kd ratio in my fighter jet on battlefield then i heard about Mohammed atta
What is the best part of a turkey the drumstick ggaaagaaaga
Why are emo kids the best jumpers? because they never fall down.
i don't joke about 9/11 because i lost my dad he was the best pilot i ever knew
Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
me: *opens a bag of hot cheetos in class*- all my friends: hey bro can i have sum- people i dont know: Pleaze lemme have some PLEAZE i'll be your best friend- people i say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting
What is the best way to make a leaf. Go down back around and stir up a tree. Make it spin watch again. Oven baking ding we're done!
What is Stephen hawking best side
The left
My grandpa was in 911. He was the best pilot.
