But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Zis iz za best joke in za west:exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama
Okay what do you call that purple thing your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend so for some weird reason? Dad better look out from Bob battery operated boyfriend hahaha
Health and safety tips: looking at your hairline is hazardous, for your best interest please look away.
Se this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I be the first person to say drinks are on me
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it! :)
What's the best part of a terrorist on fourth of July The finale
What the best competition to do with a orphan which ohpan had there parent for the longest
the best joke: you. O wait I can't even say that because jokes have meaning
some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them. for I have everyone's ip address.
The best way to enjoy port arthur is to shoot through- a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield
Best pick up line EVER.
there is a app on your phone called ringer go into it there is a 12 to 15 digit number enter that into my phone my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote", one of my best friends would still be alive
My crushes best friend came up to me and called me my crushes dog 🐕 so then I say wow your an ass for calling me a bich he then looks at me wide eyed and I just walk away.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
whats the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them Option 2: walk away Option 3: kill eachother. Me: why can't i just kms and leave them the pain?
My best friend is an orphan and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
my best opinion: when life goes to hell you just go down with it
Me Friends-Evan-Did you do some dumb Sh_t-Me-Hell yeah-Evan-Did you get us both in trouble-Me Hell yeah-Evan-Will i still help you cause you are my best friend?-Both-F_CK YEAH
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