Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
