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What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.

What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?

There's twenty of them!

What's the best part of having sex with a baby?

Deep throat and anal at the same time.

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  • Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.

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  • A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."

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  • Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

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  • What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.

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  • What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.

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  • What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

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