York High School is the best school ever!
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
