Best jokes
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
York High School is the best school ever!
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes? They never get old.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.