Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
Whats the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old
3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"
knock knock whos there? lettuce lettuce who? lettuce in and ill tell ya
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
Whats the best thing about fucking twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them.
What's the best part about having sex with twenty seven year olds? There's twenty of them!
What's the best part of having sex with a baby? Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
YORK HIGH SCHOOL IS THE BEST SCHOOL EVER!!!!
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Whats the best part of been a Pedophile? You will never have a wife
Whats the best thing about been a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.
