Best jokes

What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.

My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!

What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?

The hole experience.

What's the best thing about abortion jokes?

They never get old.

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

- There's 20 of them.

What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.

Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?

No more tears.