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I've had the best butterfingers, yesterday. - I dropped it.

So I stayed at my friends house for a few days and I was like omg why so I am going home because I’m going to my best friend house

What’s the best thing about fucking twenty eight year olds?

There’s twenty of them

My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best piolot in iraq

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.

I'll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "

When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?

Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.

Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

so my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her and she started to cry.So I'd told her a 'single' joke then she said," Go and fucking die you insensitive bitch!". I later said," ugh, fine as your BFF I will break his body for you-happy now?". She said," *sniff* yes".

What’s the best math equation to eat?

Cos Law

Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;

What is the best type of snake?

A dead one.

What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist? Cauliflower.

What's the best part about having emo grass?

It cuts itself!

A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.