Being jokes
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
I don’t love being bored.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!