Being jokes

Mom

    • Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

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    • Pokemon

    • I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

    To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.

    I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.

    Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.

    Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!

    Being memes

    Marriage

    • Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights, especially the right to remain silent, because all appliances should be silent.

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    • Orphan

    • Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

    Cat

    • If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.

    On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*

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    • Vocabulary

    • It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.

    Sister

    • I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

    The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

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    • Sex

    • A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.

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