Being jokes

I made this one up myself just now.

Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.

Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.

Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.

They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.

If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.

If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!

I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.

Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.

PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.

Thank you.

Do orphans love doing crime?

'Cause they want to be wanted.

Being gay is the most masculine thing that is possible because only men can be gay.

He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.

He's now my sister.

Two men are sitting at a coffee table.

Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."

Joe: "Why do you say that?"

Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."

Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."

Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉

Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?

It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

Why do people want their grass to be emo?

So the grass will cut itself.

Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!

Student: Oh, did I miss anything?

Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.

Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?