Being jokes
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
What should my next YT vid be about?
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Who needs parents to be great?
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.