Being jokes
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
My friend is a pimp.
I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.