Being jokes

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.

I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.

I don't have any friends.

If you like this, I can be your friend :)

There is an upside to being an orphan.

Every bag of chips is family size.

Why can't your nose be twelve inches?

Because then it would be a foot.

Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?

Me: Me.

Friend: *does nothing*

(x_x)

I forgot that I don't have friends.

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.

We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.

Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.

Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?

What type of bow can't be tied?

Rainbow.

My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?

Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!

That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.

Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?

Because they want to call someone "daddy."

Why can't orphans be criminals?

They aren't wanted...

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy."

Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.

Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.

Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.

I want to be loved.

I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.

Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.

He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.