Being jokes
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.