Being jokes
A true God would be godless himself.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.