Being jokes
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.