Being jokes
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"