Being jokes
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
Imagine everyone being hoes.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".