Being jokes

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.

My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"

Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.

If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?

Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀

What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?

Fall Guys.

A black cat will be racist next.

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.

Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"

Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.

There’s no hope.

Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?

A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.

My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!

And he's not even left the house yet!!!

Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?

Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to be there.

What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?

Innocent.

What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!

If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.