Being jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
How Bibi celebrates Valentine's Day:
“I want to nutinyahu.”
“I’d blow up a school for you.”
“Can I be your ‘chosen person?’ 👉👈”
“I wanna bibi inside yo pp.”
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
Why the actual f
is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.