Being jokes

Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."

If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.

"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.

To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?

To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.

When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”

My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.

What did the icicle say to the snow?

"Why do you have to be so soft?"

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!