Being jokes
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.