Being jokes
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
always happens to me
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Bruh, don't be punny.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!