Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
Listen up, smoothbrain. This joke plays on the double meaning of the word "wanted." On one hand, orphans aren't "wanted" in the sense that they don't have parents who want them. On the other hand, criminals are "wanted" by the police. So, it's a sad commentary on the orphan's situation, ya dig? You probably don't, you look like you still wear diapers.