Being jokes
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀