Being jokes

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?

They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.

Why are orphans always at school?

'Cause they can't be homeschooled.

Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.

Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

Why do you need an AR-15?

So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.

If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.

"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."

-Mully- This is my mom left!!

My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.

You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.

Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.

Me.

You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.

Why are orphans so gay?

They need to be more gay!

I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.

Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.

I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.

Feel free to comment.

If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

Me and my life.

I'm not completely useless....

I can be used as a bad example!

Why can't an orphan be a criminal?

They aren't wanted.

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?

Because they can't be home schooled.

Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.