Being jokes

Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!

What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?

Being a genius has its limits.

Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...

Bloody seamen.

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.

What's a bonus of being an orphan?

You can't get homework.

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

Being an orphan isn’t all bad.

On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.

What's one advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.

Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

There is an upside to being an orphan.

Every bag of chips is family size.

There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.

I did a good job of being home from school.

A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.

I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.

I hate double standards.

Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”

Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.

There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.

Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?

A: Cum on your cousin's face.