Being jokes
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?
I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"
Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?
But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!
Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.