Being jokes
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Guys, stop making jokes about orphan's parents.
Who will be told? Oh wait.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
A bus full of nuns falls off a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them, “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all through the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question.”
St. Peter turns to the first nun in the line and asks her, “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister responds, “Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger...” St. Peter says, “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so.
St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says, “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment...” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so.
Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun, “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds, “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.