Being jokes
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!