Being jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
Drama queens be like: =- (