Being jokes
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣