Being jokes
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"