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If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."