Behavior

Behavior jokes

Kid

    • Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.

    Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"

    Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."

    Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"

    Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."

    Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"

    Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."

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    • Cancer

    • I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)

    Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!

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    • Momma

    • Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

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    • Behavior memes

    Insult

    • I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

    "Neither! In-between."

    "What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

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    • Drug

    • Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.

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    • Punch

    • When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

    Teacher

    • If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

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    • Alcohol

    • I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.

    I'll let you decide.