Behavior jokes
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.