Behavior jokes
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Memes
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Bosses are like seagulls.
They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
Like if you meet someone emo.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.