Behavior jokes
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Why are french fries rude?
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Memes
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.