My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
