Behavior jokes
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Why are french fries rude?
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!