Behavior jokes

One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.

Women are like dogs...

"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"

"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"

"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."

SHOES

what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.

Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.

Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....

Mom: It's a pillow fort.

Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?

Mom: You're almost 19 years old.

Me: Not good enough... OUT!

Bored?

Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?

Change your name to "Rape."

Why are french fries rude?

What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we watch through.

I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.

Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?

A person could build a playground with your mood swings.

Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.

How do you help a starving cannibal?

You give him a hand!