Behavior jokes
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
The best type of trio friend group
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Imagine everyone being hoes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.