Behavior jokes
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Memes
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Why are french fries rude?
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.