Behavior jokes
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
Barney
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Why are french fries rude?
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.