Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isnβt a joke, but why not?
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
If youβre bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you canβt say you werenβt warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
