Behavior jokes
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
Why are french fries rude?
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck it off...
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.