Behavior jokes
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
Why are french fries rude?
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck it off...
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, 'cause they are all copycats.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Habit.