Behavior jokes
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
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Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."
The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
A retard walks into a bar.
Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!
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Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Anal sex is for A**holes.
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.