Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
How to stop bullying?
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
