Behavior jokes
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Mom told me drugs are my enemies.
Jesus said to like your enemies.
Yay, I can like drugs then!
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?