Behavior jokes
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
The more they smile, the less they see.
Amelie is a meanie.
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
I sit because I can't stand you.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Rape jokes aren't funny.
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*