Behavior jokes
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?