Behavior jokes
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm