Behavior jokes

Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:

Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

This. This is my class.

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."

Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."

Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!

Why did the emo person cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.

I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.

I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.

Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?

He grew up a Florida Man, after all.

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

There are two types of people, avoid them both.

For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.

I'll let you decide.