I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
Behavior Jokes
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A woman was sitting alone at a bar, and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sad. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks, they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived, she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time, she burst open her bedroom door and said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand, and a 12-inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there, I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants, and came on your curtains. It's been fun!"
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
