Behavior jokes
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.