The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.