Behavior jokes
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.