Behavior

Behavior Jokes

Way

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

Orphan

What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?

Mouth

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Steak

Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.

Kid

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

Teacher

A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”

Member

In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.

One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post

High-five

What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?

He left him hanging.

Friend

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

Hand

There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.

Dude

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

Sense

They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.

It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.

Arrest

If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?