Behavior Jokes

Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.

And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

Why was the chicken in trouble?

For using fowl language!

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.

There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.

This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"

His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"

Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.

Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏

Comedian: WTF bros!

Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?

The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.

My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."

Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!

Why do kids like bananas?

'Cause they like doing the nana.

What’s the difference between 69 and High School?

In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.

Imagine everyone being hoes.

What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?

They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.

If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!