Beat jokes
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
Memes
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.