Beat

Beat jokes

Rapper

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"

Rapper

What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?

"Yo, drop the BEAT!"

Rapper

Why was the rapper always on time?

Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!

Rhythm

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"

Rapper

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.

Rapper

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because they could always count on their beats!

Rapper

What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat!"

Naruto

Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)

Sleeping Pill

What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?

Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?

Because he was good with bars and beats.

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always follow the beat.

Musician

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

Wife

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

Orphan

What's the best part about beating up an orphan?

They can't tell their parents.