Beat jokes
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Memes
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"