How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
