Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their BEATS
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
“You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT"
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the BEAT
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats
