Beat jokes
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.