Beat jokes
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!