Beat jokes
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Memes
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.