Beat Jokes

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because he wanted to make DOUGH from his BEATS

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats

Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?

Because he was good with bars and beats

i beat up a failed musician until he started crying. i thought a few hits would cheer him up!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life, His hands where a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

khi beats his meet tpo weed- germiah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1txLdu6qg

damn that beat droped harder than my gramma falling down the stairs

Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)

-Dark_Humor

What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat? Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription

What's the best part about beating up an orphan? They can't tell their parents

Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up. I mean honestly, what are they going to do tell there parents? 😂😂

mom, what happens if you swear at a church? well honey a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and numb chucks will beat you

My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking".