Beat jokes
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"
The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"
Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.