Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
Pee.
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.
The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack :)
Toilet paper cried across the road.
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
How do you poop?
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
