Basement jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?

I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.

Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.

Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!

What’s the difference between orphans and cars?

I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.

So I could put kids inside you.

What's the difference between my basement and my garage?

One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.

In my basement.

I like my wine like my women:

16 and in my basement.

Dear Orphans,

I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)

"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."

"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

Said no horror movie character ever.

And also GTA logic.

What is black and blue and really hates sex?

The six-year-old in my basement.

What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?

Christmas!

What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?

I don't have a sex slave in my basement...

Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.

Stupid.

There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did, and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy actually snuck in Rayne's house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.

What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!