Basement jokes

I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.

I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.

After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.

It's in my basement.

How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.

I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.

I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣

Jake grabbed Lina's thigh and said, "Why don't we have sex? I really wanna see your boobs. I bet they're hot." "Yeah, they are." She took her clothes off and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRIED AND KISSED HIS SISTER'S BUTT. SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX.

What’s the difference between orphans and cars?

I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

Stupid.

I like my women like I like my wine. Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.

Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.

what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?

I don't bowl.

If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.

So I could put kids inside you.

Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\

What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?

Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.

Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol

Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.

1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.