Basement Jokes

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick Fil-A?

a lot of things

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

What’s the difference between orphans and cars?

I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement

for charlie damelio fans my basement is your home now leave a like if you agree with me

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.

In my basement

I like my wine like my women 16 and in my basement

if being sexy were a crime you better lock me up. not because I'm sexy but because I have 5 dead children in my basement

Dear Orphans, I have a better orphanage for you, Its my basement :)

" I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friends house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away." " I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

Said no horror movie character ever

and also GTA logic

What is black and blue and really hates sex?

The six-year-old in my basement.

What sound does a nut make when it comes alive ? Christmas 🎄

What the difference between a set slave and a goat?

I don't have a sex slave in my basement...

Stoopid

There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl Beyond belief her name was Rayne but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him but one day she did and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no that’s not right Sammy actually snuck in Raynes house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End .

What time is it when you smell garbage 🗑? Time to run 🏃

I was listening to my children praying. And my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?" I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings are born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother." She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month. Like the other ones that ran away.