What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
My builder was extending my basment when he questioned me because he found three ded kids n a corner tied together
When u go to the priests basement u will always find the popes body and his children in the corner of the room
Yesterday I had a party. I got questioned about 5 dead kids died up locked in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them
my bother went missing 5 years ago he also supported TRUMP he is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard
One day i told a kid what 2 x 12 was he said he didn't know i said lets go to my basement and figure it out he is still in my basement trying to do the equation
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you throw them.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
Why did the squirrel swim on its back. To keep its nuts dry
I found a child on the street homeless and they were really nice so I took them Ho,e then I said who's better Biden or trump they said they support trump they r now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
