Basement

Basement jokes

Kidnapping

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

Box

What's the same about boxes and children?

They're both found in basements.

Uncle

You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

House

I had to go to my friend's house.

I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???

Kid

What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?

Both of those are commonly found in basements.

Memes

Party

I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."

Builder

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

Priest

When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.

Kid

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

Brother

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

Day

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

Child

My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.

Brother

My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.

Teacher

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

Child

I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.

Teacher

Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?

Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.

Pedophile

Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.

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  • Kid

    What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.

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