Basement jokes
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
Stupid.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
Two kids walked into a bar. They were covered with blood. The bartender asked what happened.
The youngest said, "Well, we were trying to paint our basement, but we threw the babies too hard!"
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
1 like = 1 more child in my basement.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
Before my grandad died, he whispered to me, "Is your uncle still in the basement?" I said he has died. Oh, my grandad said, "I will lock him in heaven's basement."