Basement jokes
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
1 like = 1 more child in my basement.
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
Stupid.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.