Basement Jokes

I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared, I was actually delighted.

What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.

Kenny's favourite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.

what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes, and a bowling ball in the basement?

I don't bowl.

Whats the difference between my ass and the todlers in my uncles basement

My ass dosent cry when he stickes it in late at night

How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than three because the basement is still dark!

I was laughing my ass off when the 12 year old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival 🤣🤣🤣

Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME Officer: you ok kid? Me: dont worry! hes my nephew, there was a big spider Officer: oh ok ma'am *walks off* When officer leaves: Me: *gets whip* what did I say about leaving the basement

What do you call a basement full of SJW's?

A whine cellar.

Before my grandad died he whispered to me is your uncle still in the basement i said he has died oh my grandad said i will lock him in heavens basement

God those orphans we're putting up such a fight, I had to lock em in the basement

I put this joke so theamout of jokes wil be 69 also i have 50 kids in my basement i fed "twinkes" last night

Whats the dame about boxes and children. There both found in basements

+1 like = 1 kid in my basment

+1 follower =1 kid in my Microwave

+1 Comet

Some locked me out of my house today.... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore

I had a boyfriend once, he broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive," guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!