Basement jokes

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

What's the same about boxes and children?

They're both found in basements.

You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?

Both of those are commonly found in basements.

I had to go to my friend's house.

I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???

I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.

My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

Why did the squirrel swim on its back?

To keep its nuts dry.

I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.

Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?

Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.

Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.

What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.