Basement jokes
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
1 like = 1 more child in my basement.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.