Basement jokes

If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.

So I could put kids inside you.

Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.

What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?

The rhyme cellar.

What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?

Christmas!

Jake grabbed Lina's thigh and said, "Why don't we have sex? I really wanna see your boobs. I bet they're hot." "Yeah, they are." She took her clothes off and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRIED AND KISSED HIS SISTER'S BUTT. SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX.

Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.

What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.

what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?

I don't bowl.

What does a kid and wine have in common?

Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.

What's the difference between my basement and my garage?

One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.

I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"

I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."

She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.

Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\

Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.

1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.

Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)