Basement

Basement Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

More than five because my basement is still dark.

One day i told a kid what 2 x 12 was he said he didn't know i said lets go to my basement and figure it out he is still in my basement trying to do the equation

my bother went missing 5 years ago he also supported TRUMP he is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard

Yesterday I had a party in my basement. I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them

When u go to the priests basement u will always find the popes body and his children in the corner of the room

My builder was extending my basment when he questioned me because he found three ded kids n a corner tied together

" I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friends house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away." " I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

Said no horror movie character ever

and also GTA logic

my mum found a chest that was wet and it had a child in it she asked me what it was for i said i put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are ded

My brother got his legs chopped of but someone FBI opened my basement door but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basment