Basement jokes

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.

What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?

I don't have a sex slave in my basement...

Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.

Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.

My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.

I had to go to my friend's house.

I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???

What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?

Christmas!

Why did the cops come over?

Because parents had kids in their basement.

What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?

The rhyme cellar.

What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?

Both of those are commonly found in basements.

I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.

What's the difference between my basement and my garage?

One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.

Dear Orphans,

I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.

Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.

what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?

I don't bowl.

Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.

I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.