Why did the orphan like to jump. So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with there parents. 1 like=10 more orphans in my basment
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail
Apparently rock bottom has a basement.... :\
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of. It's in my basement
I was laughing my ass off when the 12 year old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival 🤣🤣🤣
Kenny's favourite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes, and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME Officer: you ok kid? Me: dont worry! hes my nephew, there was a big spider Officer: oh ok ma'am *walks off* When officer leaves: Me: *gets whip* what did I say about leaving the basement
I had a boyfriend once, he broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive," guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basment
+1 follower =1 kid in my Microwave
+1 Comet
Some locked me out of my house today.... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and i asked him "why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time i perform people tell me I need new material."
Bubba couldn't make rent so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead. I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?
Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
If you were a room in my house I’d make you the basement. So I could put kids inside you.
