Basement jokes

Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.

1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.

What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.

What’s the difference between jail and my basement?

Some people are let out of jail.

What does a kid and wine have in common?

Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.

Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\

I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣

Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.

What’s the difference between kids and drugs?

I don’t hide drugs in my basement.

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.

It's in my basement.

What do you call a basement full of SJW's?

A whine cellar.

what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?

I don't bowl.

Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!

Officer: You OK, kid?

Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.

Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*

When officer leaves:

Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?

What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?

Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.

Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.

I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?

I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.

+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.

+1 Comet.

Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.

I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"

He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"