Basement jokes

When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.

"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."

"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

Said no horror movie character ever.

And also GTA logic.

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

What’s the difference between orphans and cars?

I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.

My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.

How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did, and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy actually snuck in Rayne's house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.

Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.

Why did the cops come over?

Because parents had kids in their basement.

Why did the squirrel swim on its back?

To keep its nuts dry.

How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

More than 10, since my basement's still dark.

I like my women like I like my wine.

Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣

What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!

Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.