What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
Bubba couldn't make rent so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead. I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
i was having a party in my basement and my friend asked me what that bag cover in blood was for and i said oh thats the bag i catch the children with to torture them in this basement
If you were a room in my house I’d make you the basement. So I could put kids inside you.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick Fil-A?
a lot of things
for charlie damelio fans my basement is your home now leave a like if you agree with me
One day i told a kid what 2 x 12 was he said he didn't know i said lets go to my basement and figure it out he is still in my basement trying to do the equation
my bother went missing 5 years ago he also supported TRUMP he is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard
When u go to the priests basement u will always find the popes body and his children in the corner of the room
Yesterday I had a party. I got questioned about 5 dead kids died up locked in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them
My builder was extending my basment when he questioned me because he found three ded kids n a corner tied together
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you throw them.
my mum found a chest that was wet and it had a child in it she asked me what it was for i said i put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are ded
My brother got his legs chopped of but someone FBI opened my basement door but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basment
if being sexy were a crime you better lock me up. not because I'm sexy but because I have 5 dead children in my basement
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement
Dear Orphans, I have a better orphanage for you, Its my basement :)
There was a new kid in my school the first thing the teacher said was me u the basement NOW
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
