Basement jokes

Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.

1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.

What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.

What does a kid and wine have in common?

Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.

What’s the difference between jail and my basement?

Some people are let out of jail.

Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\

I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣

Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.

What do you call a basement full of SJW's?

A whine cellar.

After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.

It's in my basement.

what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?

I don't bowl.

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!

Officer: You OK, kid?

Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.

Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*

When officer leaves:

Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?

What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?

Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.

+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.

+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.

+1 Comet.

Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.

I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"

He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"

Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.

I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.

How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.