Bank Jokes

_____ abortion clinic, you rape it we scrape it.

____sperm bank you spank it we bank it.

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Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank? A: He got caught drinking on the job.

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BLAH

HI! i would like too befriend all the nice people on this website! ( Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)

How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

I had to get my dog 🐶 is it a tree 🌲 was your time and I had fun today after dinner 🍴 I had

Why do you go to the bank. Do get money. When do you Run from the bank. When the cops come.

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Attention To Everyone- I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a Summers Break. I will be back in 3 weeks, When I come back I want someone to tell me everything that has happend over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks). Sincerely, watersharky.

You might be innocent but if you carry a large sum of cash in public the cops won’t believe that

Did you hear about the bank robber?

Turns out he got shot by the police

And he wound up in prison

Yaxaas

A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got by a car. The cops said to him “That's CARma for you!

I used to worun at a bank-then I lost interest

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What is playing with you

This city slicker broke down on a country road, he look around and in the distance he spotted a farm house. When he finally got there he asked the farmer if he has a phone he could use because his had no reception. The farmer told him he could use it if he married his daughter. The guy said he really didn’t wanna get married and the farmer said if you marry my daughter I’ll give you half my farm...the guy said lemme see her...the farmer hollered “hey you” get over here...and she said duh ok. The ol boy looked at her and said nooo thank you. The father said I’ll give you all my farm and my bank account if you’ll marry my daughter....the ol boy thought for a minute and said “we’ll I guess I can put a sack over her head” So they married and the farmer kept his word and gave him everything. One day the guy was up fixin the roof and Holland hey you get me some nails...his wife said duh nails, nails he said yes nails and showed her one she said “oh dun nails nails” he said yes nails. So she got him some. He was hammering away when he hit his thumb and he yells oh F. . . It! and she turned and Hollered Duh A Sack A Sack Duh A Sack!