Bank jokes
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
Addison Banks age (8).
Addison Banks age (21).
Addison Banks age (69).
BLAH.
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
What the hehehehehehe?
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).
Sincerely, watersharky.
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police.
And he wound up in prison.
Yaxaas?
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"