Bank Jokes

your mama so ugly when she walked in the bank the had to turn of the cameras

Mommy mommy! Are we Bank robbers? Shut up and pass me the note.

Why did the nut go to the bank? To cashew its check.

When a person asked to see her balence at a bank, they pushed him over.

Na only.this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account 😹😹😹

That's if you even have an account 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹

y do people name a kid rob because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in there basement for a late night toy

BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

:/

kids afraid to
check their grades
adults afraid to
check their bank
account
college students
afraid to check
both

i will all ways remember my granpas last words after robing a bank O SHIT THE PIGS ARE CACHING UP but the cops did not kill him he drove full speed of a cliff

I have a lot of money but i don't waste it. so people call me poor untill they see my bank account

your mum was poor so she went to rob the bank but she left cuz she couldnt find the cameras. she left her son and the security [girl] gave him the camera.

What time the man go to the bank

Eight am

My life rn

Younger sibling: *empties
entire bank account*
Parents: oh, dear it's
our happy little mistake
Older sibling: Spills a drop of water
Parents
You have forfeited your life privileges

joe mama roast

Tell me 10 best yo-mama jokes
1. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow
raincoat, people shout "taxi!"
2. Yo mama is so old, when she was in school,
history was called current events.
3. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a
bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
4. Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to
pay attention.
5. Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies.
6. Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of
her.
7. Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a spoon to
the Super Bowl.
8. Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-income
family is where your spouse works two jobs.
9. Yo mama is so clumsy, she could trip over a
cordless phone.
10. Yo mama is so slow, when she ran the 100-
meter dash, she finished in the next Olympics.

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Anonymous
01/22/20(Wed)02:16:13 No.819003901
I just got released from prison. Four years. I robbed a
fucking bank but plead down to aggravated assault.
Money's gone. Fucking dye packs. Oh well, could
have been 20 so no complaints.
Now what do? Drive a truck?
>>819004027 # >>819004077 # >>819004321 # >>819014798 #
: Anonymous
>>819003901 #
Here's what you do
>start youtube channel
>your very first video is going to be you sitting in front
of a high quality camera looking presentable
>half the screen is going to show a videogame
>title of the youtube video: "REAL Bank Robber
Critiques GTA5 Bank Heist Mission"
01/22/20(Wed)02:26:13 No.819004321
>you're gonna commentate over the gta5 intro and
say shit like "yeah thats pretty realistic they'd have
alarms like that"
>pause the cutscene every now and then and say
some shit like "back when i hit the bank, the cops
were on us much quicker than this, so im not sure
this is entirely accurate"
>your next videos are going to be you critiquing
similar scenes from other games or movies
>then your videos are going to be QandA about
prison life
>before you know it you're at 350k subs and growing
and all you do is talk into a camera about prison
>enjoy making more money than all of us

One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. - Santa? he asks. 'Why are you early, it is not even christmas?' - ho, ho. Don't worry about me. Lets worry about you instead' says Santa. What is the problem my friend?' - I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house.' Santa: I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life and i'll give it to you-' Man: My first wish is i want my house back. Santa: Done! Man: My second wish is i want 1 million amount of cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is i also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before i actually give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okey. Lets do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!

I's so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer. I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.